I'm blogging live....ooo la la!
Stephen Colbert...I love you, but you weren't meant to host the Grammys. (Just like Ricky Gervais wasn't meant to host the Golden Globes.)
Lady Gaga and Elton John surprise duet....loved it!
American Idiot cast and Green Day: LOVVVVVVED it! Very unique.
Beyonce-legit. Covering Alanis? Genius.
Pink. Didn't care much for your "outfit", but loved your performance.
Black Eyed Peas....more than terrible. But I enjoyed the robots.
Lady Antebellum. You are in Taylor Swift's live category. Stick to the radio. You were flat the whole time.
Jamie Foxx: Please stop trying to pull a Michael Jordan. You have no future in a music career. And were you really attempting the "running-man" as a legitimate dance move? Please, no.
The Zac Brown Band: You have mad-crazy guitar skills. That's all.
Taylor Swift: You are awkward. You are always flat. I can't tell if your hair is naturally curly or not and that bothers me. I think you should stick to the studio. And please stop swinging your hair around.
MJ Tribute: Celine: I've missed you. Usher: You are showy. Carrie: I love you. Jennifer: You're legit. Smokey: You're the only one who knew Michael.---Did anyone else think about Free Willy when they showed the killer whale? ----PS No one looks cool in 3D glasses. Even celebrities. (Yesssss)
Bon Jovi and Jennifer Nettles: Fairly good. Jennifer saved you. PS. "Living On A Prayer" has been out of your range for some time now Jon.
Haiti tribute: I've loved Andrea Bocelli for a long time. His voice is insanely clear. Mary J, did you know he is blind? I left like you didn't. And you're standing really close to him. But you were legit nonetheless. (And your body is bangin')
Dave Matthews Band: You are great. Still querky. Still singing out of the side of your mouth. Still doing that weird walking/dancing thing you do while playing.
Maxwell: Who are you? Take your stage fog and lame falsetto and go home.
The people Jeff Bridges introduced: We all know you're lip-syncing.
Dre, Eminem, Lil' Wayne: The best part about you guys was Travis Barker on the drums.
Best of the night: Pink. DMB. Mary J and Bocelli.
In other news:
I'm over the auto-tuning.
I'm soooooooooooooooo annoyed with Taylor Swift. She only writes about fairytales. She can't sing live. She can't harmonize. I think she's still 15. And her hair bothers me (as previously stated.)